Lana Del Rey: Shades Of Cool (Music Video)
If only I could live inside a Lana Del Rey video. In "Shades Of Cool" I'd first tell her to lose gramps and let me fill her days with the freshest strawberries, cocktails and cartons of Parliaments. We could dance in the living room of my house, that not only doesn't have carpet, it's also completely furnished. So when our dancing feet need a break, Z Gallerie will sponsor. I don't have a pool, but from the kaleidoscopic imagery, it looks like we're tripping on a fuckload of acid anyway, so we probably shouldn't be swimming. At least not without a lifeguard. But who needs another potential person selling our pictures to TMZ, right? That would not be any shades of cool.