R.LUM.R: Show Me
I'd like to introduce everyone to someone way cooler than we'll ever be. I know what you're thinking - "No way, I'm the coolest." I thought the same. Turns out R.LUM.R, an alternative R&B artist out of Orlando, Florida is up on that expert level coolness with a formula made of up soul, jazz, pop, Teslas, yachts, diamonds, Dom Perignon and a big bag of those strawberry candies that no one knows where they came from. R.LUM.R knows! Listen, if this song soundtracked Fifty Shades of Grey that shit would have been rated XXX, the building, the throbbing, the intensity, all submitting to R.LUM.R's vocal ability which gives me Beyonce-level confidence while listening. Just this paragraph alone has already taken three hours to write because I keep breaking into my own private concert, showing my fake audience all my fire and how I like it, babe.