Annabel Jones: IOU
Sometimes the stars align and deliver music to my door that feeds this starving moon child like a musical GrubHub of the gods. TODAY IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS! This bad bitch delivery was sent all the way from the UK via Annabel Jones with the release of her latest single, "IOU."
This cosmic new wave, pop defying and boss lady powered sexy jam is everything that's right about the millennial girl power era and future of the music industry. I can't say that I am shocked another boss ass brit has found a place to make home in my heart amongst some of its current and long standing tenants such as Lily Allen, Kate Nash, Jessie J, Florence, and Imogen Heap but I can't say I was fully prepared for it!
First of all, the second this girl opened her mouth, those sweet notes aimed right to the center of me, with each lyric wrapping itself around that complicated master muscle, as the beat took a different route and found its way to my dancer's soul. The absolute perfect balance of everything needed in this life. Imagine if ice cream and whiskey had a baby. That's the kind of dope shit Annabel is serving via "IOU". Not only will it make you want to go back for seconds, this is the kind of jam that's gonna get you caught shamelessly wrapping some of that up in a napkin and hiding it in your purse for later.
As for me, looks like the beat got me Jones'n for auricle cocktails so I will have me as many IOU martintinis shaken and served (turnt) up today as I damn well please! Somebody better collect my phone now for text/call damage control because by the sounds of things, I'm about to get wasted off that Annabel Jones today. I'd also like to take this time to give a huge fucking "You're welcome" to anyone that will now be joining me in this party. Moreover, I'd like to raise that and double down on an even larger THANK YOU and YAS KWEEN to the boss lady who made all of the feels possible today, and thus eliminating the need for anyone to ever pose that silly question of who currently is running this world. We all know. Stop asking.