FATHERDUDE Feat. Joell Ortiz: Why I Can't Relate
I can picture FatherDude standing in front of a Kindergarten class giving the children of our future great advice, and I can also imagine him backstage at Victoria Secret's fashion show fucking with the models. "Why I Can't Relate" is because I really can't relate. My advice is dangerous and something no one should ever listen to, and per my ankle bracelet I'd be arrested if I stepped outside the door - let alone within a twenty miles radius of any catwalk. Someone send FatherDude and Joell Ortiz each a bottle of champagne for me, tell them to shake em up real good, and Snapchat themselves drenching a model so I can continue living vicariously through them.